" I really need to purchase new friends. I have no words."

I was late picking up Timmery today being held against my will at the Ross shop for less. Well, not quite against my will, but unfortunately, "shop for less," was the weakness in me that brought out a monster. A monster who only wants to shop and only shop. I called Timm ASAP. I told her I was stuck and she helped me pick out what to buy via pictures through texts and I was on my way. Then I was thinking, If I were ugly, I wouldn't shop so much! So I told Timm this when I went to pick her up and she was disgusted. So of course I posted it to Facebook immediately. As I was awaiting my fellow friends responses, we sat in my car waiting for people to cross the street. Then, one guy looked right at me and I blurted out, "OMG, Wouldn't it suck if you had a mole between your eyebrows," totally cutting Timm off her sentence. She laughed and told me she didn't know why she was friends with me. I guess it goes back to the time I posted on facebook to stop posting pictures of your ugly children. What!? I really can't stand ugly children.