Please enjoy our favorite song as you read:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbdKDL8otc
I'll start with Krystle, AKA Krustle, or Krust, or even the "Krust Monster," as Jameson would say. Krystle comes from a magical land from far, far away called Krustacia. She often speaks Krustanese at times and needs her translator, Danny (who will be joining us later on tour).... OK, OK on a realistic note she is currently sitting across the room quietly working on finding models for our show and happily listening to her music as she works. Without Krystle, I have to say our tour would not be as entertaining for sure. She's an amazing jewelry maker, organizer, tour van driver, and cook. She enjoys a man with a nice boot on his head and is also good at staying out of drama. On another note, she is my wifey. (Details later, but think Vegas gone wild). She enjoys tutus, french fries, Franzia, romantic walks on the beach, helping the homeless, oh and Spike. Unfortunately she is the only one who enjoys Spike. On a lasting note, if you find a bedazzled fanny pack, or even make them, please send it to us! <3 you Krust!
Moving along to Timmery, AKA Queen Bee, Timm Timm, The black Annie Angel (on occasional guest appearances), Bon Qui Qui, the list goes on. I just call her Timm, or sister from another mother. No, really. We are related. My Great Grandmother's maiden name...actually, never mind. Just trust me on this one. So there would be no tour without Timm. She is the ring leader of us Carney folk. She is the founder of Sugar. She is an amazing person, creator, jewelry maker, fighter, (she's in the lightweight championships---just kidding....maybe), and talks to everyone which is why she has made it as far as she has. Currently taking a nap on the couch as Jameson tries to sneak a picture. But, nope now she is flicking him off. Nice try Jameson! Timm enjoys fashion (obviously), jewelry (which Krust attempts to steal every day and usually, accidentally breaks), and giving hugs to her team...oh wait that's not right. She enjoys life, jalapenos, and being Beautiful. And being called Queen. In fact, you guys should just all bow down now and repeat after me, "Timmery is Queen!" Haha, Juuust kidding....But you may have just made her smile. :) Also, she loves smurfs, so make sure you talk to her about it a lot...insert Kellie's evil laugh here...
This is my son Jameson. I'm not sure how this is physically possible at all, but some people actually believe this statement is true. Although I'm also not denying this statement. It's official on Facebook, so that makes it real. Jameson is our lead hairstylist and beauty coordinator here at Sugar. It is his goal in life to make all of our lives miserable. But, then again, wouldn't you want to if you lived in a tour van with 4 women? We all discovered on this tour that his feet smell. Then, his favorite shoes started to smell so Krust threw them away. Maybe one reason why he refers to her as the "Krust Monster." Although, Timm and I did find another pair of shoes for him at the park and brought them to him. It even came in a box with trash, a Colt 45, some hane's underwear, and it was wet. He was not amused. :( OK, but really. Jameson enjoys his phone, listening to his favorite music, hot boys, having a beauty day (AKA doing all of us girls' hair, with no time to do his) doing Timm's hair, doing Krystle's makeup, learning from Timmery, his phone, and did I mention his phone? Some of those may have been made up. But, really if you are a hot guy please feel free to hit him up. If you need your hurr did please feel free to hit him up. But you can make the payment out to Timmery, Kellie, Krystle, or Linda. Also, if you find a phone or ID that may be his, it probably is. He probably lost it the night before.
This is Linda. AKA, Linder or the SBD (silent but deadly). Linda is probably the nicest person you will ever meet. She's also the nicest person on this tour. She's usually making friends with some really cool people, listening to her headphones, talking on the phone (when we all think she's talking to us), or taking care of her Business. Actually Da Bidnez. It's her amazing clothing line. Oh, I forgot to mention that Linda is one of our designers. She makes super cool jewelry, apparel, as well as unique hoodies. She's also our filmographer and records all of us crazies as well as documents and takes pictures of our whole tour. She's my favorite person to sit in the front with me while I drive the tour van because she's the best navigator. If Linda is MIA she is probably out tagging something, and you may or may not need to prepare yourself to run. Ok, maybe that was just one time. :) But if you see LA tagged somewhere, it's probably Linda and you should feel special you saw it. Linda pretty much keeps the peace between us and without her we may all kill each other. Def not her favorite thing to do.....but we appreciate it! I think I speak for us all when we say we <3 you!
So there you have it my little Sugar nuggets! Those are probably the nicest things I will say about each of us for a while (oh well besides Linda)!! I'm sure I've left out a ton, but that only means you'll have to follow my blog to find out more. <insert evil laugh here> Ta Ta for now!
XoXo,
Sugar
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