Thursday, December 8, 2011

Trim your bush!

I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants as Timmery squeezed into a big bush next to Cameron's house. "Hurry up, it's wet and prickly in here!" Timmery was laughing so hard as I ran up to Cameron's door. "Ewwwwww! That just sounds wrong!" I laughed harder as I knocked on the door. "There's someone out in the bushes Cam! Hurry, I'm scared!" Cameron was not amused. He said it was cold and went back inside. Must have heard us laughing! Sigh, once again our plans to annoy Cameron, a recent goal in our lives, was foiled! About a week ago Timmery told Cam that she was going to stalk him and watch his every move. "I'm going to be in the bushes, dressed as a bush and I'll be staring right at you when you look out the window," she told Cam. All I could do is picture Timmery dressed like a big bush running around the yard and falling over. Why we thought it would be so amusing to scare Cam with Timmery hiding in a prickly bush is beyond me. Cam and I decided the next day that Timm is probably always out there lurking in the bushes so I suggested we maybe feed her from time to time with our leftover scraps and a bowl of water. We have to take care of the Timmery beast who lives in Cameron's bush!  Later, Timmery explained how wet, prickly, and overgrown the bush was so we decided it def needs a trim. There will be a next time....muahahaha.....Cam, trim your big bush!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

" I really need to purchase new friends. I have no words."

I was late picking up Timmery today being held against my will at the Ross shop for less. Well, not quite against my will, but unfortunately, "shop for less," was the weakness in me that brought out a monster. A monster who only wants to shop and only shop. I called Timm ASAP. I told her I was stuck and she helped me pick out what to buy via pictures through texts and I was on my way. Then I was thinking, If I were ugly, I wouldn't shop so much! So I told Timm this when I went to pick her up and she was disgusted. So of course I posted it to Facebook immediately. As I was awaiting my fellow friends responses, we sat in my car waiting for people to cross the street. Then, one guy looked right at me and I blurted out, "OMG, Wouldn't it suck if you had a mole between your eyebrows," totally cutting Timm off her sentence. She laughed and told me she didn't know why she was friends with me. I guess it goes back to the time I posted on facebook to stop posting pictures of your ugly children. What!? I really can't stand ugly children.